Talk to God....LOL!!

Infil · **Posted:** Wed Sep 30, 2009 8:29 pm

time to kill it

[giggle]

DCLS · **Joined:** Sun Aug 03, 2008 8:57 pm **Posts:** 1653

Me: Hi god how are you?

I guess god dont love me. I got no answer.

Starzy · **Posted:** Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:46 pm

the_Sith_God wrote:

Starzy wrote:

Lol, you made it....

Who better to kill it.

Fair enough.
[giggle]

Ghost · **Joined:** Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:42 pm **Posts:** 81

Me:
god are you gay?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
which means your gay?
God:
The tall one, I think.
Me:
a tall gay?
God:
Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
a gay tall?
God:
How old are you?
Me:
its classified
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Should I know it is?
Me:
IT IS classified
God:
classified is classified? it is?
Me:
oh shut up you
God:
Awesome. OK I'll stop talking now.

Suncrusher · **Joined:** Sun Sep 07, 2008 9:26 pm **Posts:** 439

NO PERSON ALIVE IS COMPLETE WITH OUT LISTENING TO BOSTON.

Me:
hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Damien
God:
Hey Damien.
Me:
what is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
do you like boston?
God:
But I think airplanes are cool. I like .
Me:
the band boston do you like them?
God:
I don't think I have heard them. What do they play?

Gr/\phit · **Joined:** Sat Dec 20, 2008 12:57 pm **Posts:** 833

Me:
Yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Wassup ?
God:
The stars.
Me:
nothing else ?
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
do you like PIE ?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
GOTCHA, YOUR NOKILL !!!
God:
Are you to like about it?
Me:
no. now get on xfire, old geezer....

EDIT:

Me:
Fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
you don't listen to me
God:
Should I listen to you? I listen to it from time to time.
Me:
then why do i talk anyway ?!
God:
It is all part of God's plan.
Me:
what is your plan ?
God:
I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
Me:
AHA !
God:
Eureka!
Me:
WOW !
God:
I'm glad your impressed.

N12 · **Joined:** Tue Aug 05, 2008 7:10 pm **Posts:** 428

Why use the Lord's name in vein?

Sonsi · **Joined:** Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:04 am **Posts:** 2375

oh snap.

Me:
YOUR SO ANNOYING!!!!!!!!
God:
I am sorry, , I didn't mean to annoy you.
Me:
Good faggot, leave.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
Windows is better then artificial intelligence
God:
Compared with Linux, I don't see how Windows and Microsoft can compete.

Samohtui · **Joined:** Sun Jan 18, 2009 8:55 pm **Posts:** 226

Haha, I pwned you all in theses convos.

Aero · **Joined:** Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:22 pm **Posts:** 584

God doesn't like Spanish

Me:
Hola Senor
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
Que?
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Ay no!
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Si
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
Si
God:
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Me:
Yo quiero
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Si
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
Callete
God:
Let us change the subject.

Myst · **Posted:** Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:05 pm

This topic is dead. Go away.

ikeahyllan · **Posted:** Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:20 pm

ritehandkid · **Posted:** Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:56 pm

Me:
Does this thread completely suck?
God:
Yes

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