Found this masterpiece on the internet today.

I liked the Heat at least 5 minutes before they won the championship.

And now that they've won, I don't like them anymore. Too mainstream.

Also, moved.

Status bashing? Goodie!

Today is a glorious day, the one on which Status leaves my fantastic country and goes back to the cesspit he calls home.

Hipsters.

Penguin's cologne

I smell a new shitstorm-topic!

It's my urine enriched with the sadness of black babies in Africa.

Oh alrighty then. I thought it's the smell of young immigrants from latin american which ate an old cheese burrito.

alright cunt how u doin?