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Author: | SoliM [ Wed Aug 06, 2008 11:20 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: another jokes section |
yayayayayayaay post some pls xD anyone or some hot chicks ![]() |
Author: | SphinX [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:41 am ] |
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SoliM wrote: yayayayayayaay post some pls xD anyone or some hot chicks ![]() we need a new "hottest celebrity"-topic to find a nu queen. |
Author: | ritehandkid [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 6:11 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: another jokes section |
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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