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 Post subject: Re: another jokes section
PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 5:20 pm 
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[Mexinoes] oops

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 Post subject: Re: another jokes section
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James Bond's Special Watch

James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I'm wearing panties!" Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."

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 Post subject: Re: another jokes section
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heeeheeeheee thats a good one :)

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 Post subject: Re: another jokes section
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[Mexinoes] props to colbert

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 Post subject: Re: another jokes section
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During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord's prayer from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken." and KFC will donate 10 million dollars to Catholic charities. The Pope declined. 2 weeks later the man approached the Pope again. This time with a 50 million dollar offer. Again the Pope declined. A month later the man offers 100 million, this time the Pope accepts. At a meeting of the Cardinals, The Pope announces his decision in the good news/bad news format. The good news is... that we have 100 million dollars for charities. The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account!

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 Post subject: Re: another jokes section
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hehe that one made me giggle

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 Post subject: Re: another jokes section
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lol good story ;P

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 Post subject: Re: another jokes section
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sweet :D

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 Post subject: Re: another jokes section
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now are we going to sit around commending nokill on his joke or is someone going to make a funny? [Mexinoes]

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 Post subject: Re: another jokes section
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 Post subject: Re: another jokes section
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that really wasnt very funny at all [Mexinoes]

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 Post subject: Re: another jokes section
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ermm they were pretty good actuali [=

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i was talking about your joke



it really didnt make me laugh at all [Mexinoes]

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 Post subject: Re: another jokes section
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ermm lol i didnt post any joke :S

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 Post subject: Re: another jokes section
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well as this is a joke topic i assumed you were of course, tellling a joke


which of course explains the un-funnyness of it, i guess [Mexinoes]

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