Talk to God....LOL!!

the_Sith_God · **Posted:** Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:15 pm

LOL!!!

http://www.titane.ca/igod/main.html

heres one conversation I had.

Me:
DONT FUCK WITH ME!
God:
I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
I could think of afew...
God:
I am sure you could.
Me:
dam right i could....
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
a pie bot.
God:
I did not know that.
Me:
neither did i.
God:
I think you did.
Me:
are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
That dosen't sound very reassureing...
God:
" I am as sure as I can be." dosen t sound very reassureing ? I get it.
Me:
your kinda slow too huh...
God:
Yup. There is a lot of network traffic right now.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
why?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
why?
God:
Your limited brain cannot process the relavent information.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
why?

give it a try its fucking fun.

ritehandkid · **Posted:** Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:00 pm

Me:
Is sith god gay?
God:
Yes, I believe he is.
Me:
does he make bad threads?
God:
Suppose he does.

hey this is fun

the_Sith_God · **Posted:** Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:26 pm

Only God can say things that mean

lol

Kimberdon · **Joined:** Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:32 am **Posts:** 2236

Me:
sooo... god.. ever had sex?
God:
I am too young for that.
Me:
gee have anyone special in mind for the first time?
God:
I've never thought about it.
Me:
who's the one chick you would bone right now if you could?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
you would bone yourself?
God:
Who else would bone myself ?
Me:
so you're into auto fellatio?
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
you'd like that wouldn't you

Infil · **Posted:** Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:56 pm

ritehandkid wrote:

Me: Is sith god gay?
God:Yes, he is.

Nike · **Posted:** Mon Sep 28, 2009 10:34 pm

This is God's response to me asking him a question. [giggle2]

God:
Maybe. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
I can't find him
God:
You might find that I am him.

God = John Lennon o.o

lmao.

Fury · **Joined:** Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:14 am **Posts:** 144

Kimberdon wrote:

Me:
sooo... god.. ever had sex?
God:
I am too young for that.

LAWL

Nokill · Created: 16/07/95

Me:
your a bot you computer botty bot
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
don't you mock with me my nokillian "your" you good for nothing!
God:
Yes I try to mock with you your nokillian my me good for nothing as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
Bah! get lost I'm the only god around here!
God:
Sorry to have bothered you sir.

Myst · **Posted:** Tue Sep 29, 2009 6:27 am

People are fucking retarded. [nay]

Metallica · **Joined:** Mon Jun 15, 2009 9:10 pm **Posts:** 380

Me: Why are these people disrespecting you?
God: Because they are sinners.
Me: It is true.
God: I hope they believe in me
Me: So do I

the_Sith_God · **Posted:** Wed Sep 30, 2009 4:18 pm

just let this stinker of a topic die already!

*takes out shiv and shovel*

Starzy · **Posted:** Wed Sep 30, 2009 4:41 pm

the_Sith_God wrote:

just let this stinker of a topic die already!

*takes out shiv and shovel*

Lol, you made it....

Me: You are a stupid faggot.
God: Thanks, you are a nice person too.

ikeahyllan · **Posted:** Wed Sep 30, 2009 5:59 pm

the_Sith_God wrote:

just let this stinker of a topic die already!

*takes out shiv and shovel*

Just cuz ppl said it sucked to you u call it a stinker...Rofl yes its sucks btw

the_Sith_God · **Posted:** Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:52 pm

Starzy wrote:

Lol, you made it....

Who better to kill it.

ikeahyllan · **Posted:** Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:09 pm

Talk to God....LOL!!

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