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Author:  SoliM [ Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:01 am ]
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lol just stfu [= <3
Author:  Kimberdon [ Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:02 am ]
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(look everyone losmi solim wubs me)

[Mexinoes]
Author:  SoliM [ Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:07 am ]
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love you reali [=
Author:  SphinX [ Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:49 am ]
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SoliM wrote:
love you reali [=


and u r sure about the pink shirt ?
Author:  Cobalt [ Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:53 am ]
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Superman
Three guys were standing at the top of the Empire State Building in NYC. The first guy says to the second, "You know, the wind currents are so strong here in NYC that one could step off the edge of the building and literally float in mid-air due to the upward thrust of the thermal air current." "No way, man, you're crazy," said the second guy to the first. So the first guy steps off the edge of the building and justs floats in mid-air for about 20 seconds and then returns to the roof of the building.
The second guy is simply thrilled and says, "watch me do that" as he steps from the edge roof into the open air. Of course he falls like a stone straight down all the way to the waiting pavement below--SPLAT!
The third guy, who has remained quiet the entire time, leans over to the first guy and say, "You know something Superman, sometimes you can be a real asshole!"
Author:  Virus [ Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:10 am ]
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you are killing the joke with your title
Author:  Nokill [ Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:19 am ]
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A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
Author:  Starzy [ Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:42 pm ]
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haha, lol.

Theres a truck driver who likes running over lawyers, the truck driver is driving down the road."Hello mr lawyer" splat.
The truck driver keeps driving down the road then see's a hitch hiker, the hitch hiker is a priest, he picks him up and sets off.
the truck driver see's another lawyer, the truck driver changes course to get him, but at the last moment turns with a thud and doesnt go into him, the truck driver says "its ok, i didnt get him" the priest said "i know, so i opened the door and hit him"
Author:  ritehandkid [ Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:46 pm ]
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Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second no legs and the third has no body, just a head. They all line up, the whistle blows and "splash" they're all in the pool.

The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly but the guy with no legs is closing fast. The head of course sank straight to the bottom. Ten lengths later and the guy with no legs finishes first. He can still see bubbles coming from the bottom of the pool, so he decides he had better dive down to rescue him.

He picks up the head, swims back up to the surface and places the head at the side of the pool, whereupon the head starts coughing and spluttering.

Eventually the head catches his breath and shouts: "Three years I've spent learning to swim with my damn ears, then two minutes before the whistle, some asshole puts a swimming cap on me!"
Author:  Nokill [ Sun Aug 03, 2008 3:52 pm ]
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hahaah good ones


A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face.

"Ouch!" the Chinese man says. "What was that for?" "That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" And the Jewish man sits back down.

Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?" "That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says. "But that was an iceberg!" "Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
Author:  SoliM [ Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:08 pm ]
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haha rofl good one xD
Author:  Starzy [ Sun Aug 03, 2008 4:27 pm ]
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haha, lol
Author:  Cobalt [ Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:35 am ]
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Two women where at a pub, having a fun night out, away from their husbands. When they got out and started walking back home, they suddenly had a strong urge to pee. They decided to do it in the cemetery, where they figured no one will notice them. Once they were done, they remembered they didn't bring toilet papers. The first one took her panties off, used it like paper and threw it away. The second used some flowers from one of the tombs.

The day after, one of the husbands called the other and said, angrily:
"Looks like our wifes had quite a good time yesterday. Mine came home without her panties!".
The other one answered, even more angry: "That's nothing. Mine came back with a small note sticked to here ass, saying 'we will never forget you. love, from all the guys"...
Author:  Starzy [ Mon Aug 04, 2008 10:52 am ]
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hahaha.
Two blondes walk nito a bar.
You would have thought one of them would have seen it
Author:  Theory [ Wed Aug 06, 2008 3:24 pm ]
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cobalt you post some funny jokes [Mexinoes]
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